Cricketing Highlight: You can have your Dunstan Premiership. I’d go for something more entertaining like my 2nd XI flag. John Murphy played an awe inspiring innings. It was one for the ages.

Cricketing Lowlight: Missing so many theater productions as a result of my dedication to the Blue and Green. I cop a lot of grief amongst the arts community for being sports tragic!

Favourite Cricket Trip: Healesville races. For $100 dare, I ran a lap of the course after the last race. This year, for $200, I will do it with no clothes on…

Highest Score: 22*

Best Bowling: 9/26

Most Annoying Teammate: Andrew Fraser. I must now be the 37th person to nominate him in this category. Well done Andrew.

Favourite Teammate: “Willy the Willow”. A true gentleman, a comic genius, and a real hit with the ladies!

Other Hobbies: Watching “The Best of Tim May”, Acting, Singing, and Dancing.

Favourite Song: Anything by Indecent Obsession. Timeless classics like “Say Goodbye” or “Tell Me Something” still rock my world.

Favourite piece of Clothing: My tight Pink Shorts

Not many people know this but: Phil Yeo got me down to the Willows via his connection with Scotch cricket. He charmed me for 3 years with “C’mon Ealesy, when are you gunna get your ^&#%(* @rse down to the Willows! - “The rest is